So the Rumble is over. After a valiant effort from all sixteen competitors, Elias Santo was the sole survivor, netting Team 2 the victory and sealing them a chance for the TDW Super Smash Championship at this very episode! And that title match will be accompanied by three great singles matches!
The Glitch has had a tough time in TDW so far. When it comes to wanton destruction of electrical systems, he's second to none. But the walking maelstrom of problems has not had so much success in the ring, boasting a poor record so far. After a reasonable display in the Rumble, The Glitch is looking to raise his game and get some wins on the board against a different kind of crazy; The Nightmare of Lafayette, Cornelius K. Racy. Cornelius has had a similarly troubled time in TDW so far and would also love to get a little crazy against The Glitch. Who will come out on top in this one?
Jolene Abbot is one tough son of a bitch with only four loves in life; violence, drinks, booze and lager. And she's certainly itching for a fight so she can get some more booze. And her opponent is the colourful Killa Komainu, who came off a strong, but unsuccessful, showing at the Rumble. These two look to get off to the perfect start to their singles career but who will take the victory home?
Poetry is quite fabulous. John Doe is a mysterious man, made all the more mysterious by his affection for fine poetry. But he will face no slouch in his career debut, as he faces the incredibly sexual Michael Taylor. Michael probably doesn't really appreciate poetry himself and will be looking for a nice scrap. Let's hope that John Doe delivers on a good fight.
By now, you should know the score. Elias Santo capped off an impression performance by eliminating both Kodokuna Yama and @ZappKanon to guide his team to victory. However, now the veteran faces one more obstacle on his quest for the title; three extremely able competitors. The enigmatic and generally drunk Dirk Derek may not have had the most impressive showing in the Rumble but if there's one thing that can never denied is that Dirk knows his way around a fight and shouldn't be taken lightly. Hugh Karcer looks like a strong contender after his impressive display in the Rumble, which was only stopped by the human wrecking ball, Richard Fountain. Despite his elimination, Hugh is sure to be a strong force in this title match. However, there is the wild card of the match, fuelled with the righteous spirit of MURRIKA; El Mericano. In recent weeks, El Mericano has been slowing building up a head of steam, despite recent defeats. Could he pull a great upset? And finally, there's the man of the hour himself, Elias Santo. The veteran managed to outlast a bunch of other great wrestlers and got the big eliminations to win his team the match. But the big question is, who will overcome the other three to become the first TDW Super Smash Champion? Find this out and more in the very first Episode of Total Distortion Wrestling: Kerfuffle!
Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match for the TDW Super Smash Championship
Dirk Derek vs Hugh Karcer vs El Mericano vs Elias Santo
Something About This Match is Poetry in Motion
John Doe vs Michael Taylor
Jolene Has a Killa Right Hook
Jolene Abbot vs Killa Komainu
A Glitch and a Crazy Guy Walk into a Bar...
The Glitch vs Cornelius K. Racy