Original Airdate: June 7th, 2012
BIGGER IS BETTER aka REALLY FAT VS REALLY TALL
Fats King vs. Groudon
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMICS aka HERO VS VILLAIN
Mighty Inferno vs. Bearded Dragon
KOFI KINGSTON VS DOLPH ZIGGLER aka DAMMIT, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
El Santo De Espana vs. Derrick Brizen
WEABOO ATTACKS A BIRD aka WE COULDN'T THINK OF A NAME
Trent Cannon vs. Wing
WE ANIME NOW, UGUU~ aka JEFFREY SATO-CHAN MARKS THE FUCK OUT
Jiro Kurotsu vs. El Trippy
SCHIZOPHRENIA aka THESE CHARACTERS BOTH BELONG TO THE SAME PERSON
Bear-y Mannilow vs. Fatty McYardtard
LAW VS ORDER aka THESE DETECTIVES DETECTED A CONFLICT
"Private Eye" Jack Quinnstreet vs. "Detective" Earl Lockwood
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMICS 2.0 aka THEY LOOK LIKE THEY COULD BE IN A COMIC, TOO!
Crasher Wake vs. Lotus Dragon
Traditional tournament style rules. Winners advance until one is remaining.