The tests are over. The scientists have left the lab, Francis has had his practice run at editing and Ross is still swearing at No Mercy. But now, it's full speed ahead. Total Distortion Wrestling is on the road and the destination is our very first PPV event, Panic Attack! On our first full length episode, we get ourselves motoring forward in determining those who will make history in April.
Canadian Dragon shocked the world when his brand new mullet granted him immense power, as he overcame Clark Walker in the first of his Open Invitationals, after El Trippy V withdrew after a deadly knee injury. But this time, the two masked enigmas will clash in the second chapter of CanDrag's Open Invitational. Will the Canadian (maple) leaf the arena with consecutive victories or will the latest Trippy on the block make it a very bad day for CanDrag?
Not everyone could debut for TDW at Episode Zero, so we thought we'd hand two promising stars their debut against each other. The violent mercenary, J.C. Stone, will be looking re-arrange the face of another unfortunate soul. However, while Jay Jamparos has a history of getting stoned, he's looking to clean up J.C. Stone, just like he cleaned up his own act. Can J.C. Stone avoid the dreaded Slam 'n' Jam?
Everything is going swell for La Red Dinamica; she got the pinfall victory for her team at Episode Zero and she proved to everyone that she doesn't miss a sitter. Get it, cause she got a chair? Get it? Okay, I'll shut up now. However, Kittie Katz just plain don't give a fuck about Episode Zero, mainly cause she's probably pissy she wasn't booked. It wasn't worth all the hassle, so we decided to put her in a match against La Red. Will she do the wrestle or do the loss?
At NEWD 2, we may have decided one half of our historic main event at Panic Attack but we do happen to have another title. TheTDW Six String Championship, to be precise. Over the next three Episodes, 16 wrestlers will clash in four four-man Battle Royals matches, with the winners going to a match for the coveted title at Panic Attack. Fighting for the title are three debutants; the smooth and sensual Latin Lover, Ricky D'Amore, the mysterious masked sensation, The Glitch, the lethal Clark Walker and the absolutely bat-shit insane asylum dweller, Cornelius K. Racy. These three will fight it out but only one can put themselves one match from history.
Sterling Pierce is probably not very happy about not being on Episode Zero. He most certainly didn't like the tag match. However, while he is booked, he won't have it easy, with his opponent being TDW's newest hardarse, Erika Reinhardt. Can Sterling "pierce" this woman's armour or will Erika reign supreme?
Oh boy, that tag match sure was stupendous! Oh wait, no-one actually said that. Our bad. Regardless, what better way to follow up a tag match that dragged on with another one? Ooh, I know, how about we raise the wind speed and bring in the Tornado Tag Match, motherfuzzer. Let's face it, Lazado and Dirk Derek have some serious beef; the two clashed at NEWD 2 and the main event on Episode Zero did not satiate their bloodlust. However, we like some originality so we've decided to spice it up a bit. "Bitter" Marty Jannetty andCole Scorpio may have gotten a night off but tonight, they will be able to get their hands on each other after their incredible collision at NEWD 2. Yes, Lazado and "Bitter" Marty Jannetty will team up to face renowned tag team, Bud Light. Let the fists fly!
TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA
Cole Scorpio & Dirk Derek vs Lazado & "Bitter" Marty Jannetty
Canadian Dragon Open Invitational
Canadian Dragon vs El Trippy V
This Kittie Needs a Dinamic Break
Kittie Katz vs La Red Dinamica
A four man Battle Royal to be inserted into the match for the TDW Six String Championship Match at Panic Attack!
Ricky D'Amore vs The Glitch vs Clark Walker vs Cornelius K. Racy
JC Was Pleased to Hear That This DJ Used to Get Stoned
J.C. Stone vs Jay Jamparos
Shot Through the (Rein)hardt, and Sterling's To Blame
Erika Reinhardt vs Sterling Pierce
Air Date: March 5th 2014, 6PM EST/11 PM GMT