An official memo from the desk of Max Karzai:
"Max", you say, "it's been months since the last PrimeTime show! The last time the tour rolled on was at National eWrestling Day!"
To this I say "there was a very good reason for that". You see, when we booked Maximus vs. Trippy Mask I in the Tokyo Dome, one member of the board of directors who shall remain anonymous because he definitely wasn't Frankie Dillweed accidentally put the wrong number in a column and blew all our budget on chicken wings! Now, I love chicken wings, but that meant we had enough just to travel to NEW Day and then not much else. I had to spend the last few month washing plates at the Olive Garden, but we've built our budget back up and paid off our debts and now we're ready to return, baby!
And we're gonna return with a bang! We got the names you've come to expect from the PrimeTime tour, with a huge and stiff main event featuring four of the hardest hitters in the Armbar Error Society! Not only that, we got us a mystery tag team match, two singles matches featuring hot young superstars, and the debut of the brand new tag team The Justice Fighters as they take on Ginger Mahal and Lemon Key Face, 3FB!
That's right, folks, we're back and we're better than ever. You won't want to miss this!
Let's rock!
It Feels Like Someone's Trying To Sell Me Something!
The Singhers vs. ??? and ???
Can You Kill An Angel?
Alex Santos vs. Li Akira
The Debut of the Justice Fighters!
3FB vs. The Justice Fighters
Love Versus Self-Love!
Ricky D'Amore vs. Dazzling Mercury
Stiff Fatal Four Way Main Event!
Hiro Nagasaki vs. Baldomero La Estatua vs. Panther Mask II vs. Eugene Saint