"Well, didn't see that coming, did ya?
It's funny how this all came about, honestly. I made a promise to someone and I kept it, and now I run this place! I look forward to (hopefully) not fucking this up big time. I'm very excited to share with you all what will be occurring on the first episode of Revolution X."
A Clown vs. A Clone.
El Fucko vs. Iris Flavio.
Southern Discomfort.
Aurora Rivers vs. Lyndsey Haze.
Punk and Pastel.
Vicki Roxx and Emmy Bancroft vs. Brody Boucher and Violet Blake.
A Young Boys Showcase Match!
Jae-Seong Park vs. The Amateur.
This Match Is So Gorgeous, I Can't Even Come Up With A Punny Name.
Ricky D’Amore vs. Shawn Archer.
MAIN EVENT: A Collision Course With Uncertainty.
DH Pierce vs. A Mystery Opponent.