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Uncharted Oceans TV - Episode 7

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The most recent edition of Uncharted Oceans TV ended with an air of confusion as Magnus Matlock hopped the barricade and struck Damion Dagger in the face while Amsel Von Kaiser distracted Robin Charleston. The two celebrated alongside Dave Dukakis, leaving the masses of people aboard the S.S. Armbar in utter shock and awe. This week, UOW's newest signee and former daytime television superstar, Xander Zayne, brings his controversial talk show The Men's Show to UOW, and he'll be joined by the three men in question. What will they have to say? Will they explain their actions to the UOW faithful?

Hank Arlington informed us that Chad Wellington, a shareholder from Seaside Venture Capitalists, has demanded the UOW feature "fighting champions," and as such, Hank announced that the cyber-hero Primrose Saint will challenge DJ Wavebird for the gold. After an impressive debut last week alongside PRIME, will Primrose be able to compile a code strong enough to suppress DJ Wavebird? The Tag Team Showcase which featured PRIME and Primrose will roll on as well, as Ashley ReMango attempts to make it up to SHARK for costing him the Dan Brown Hates Rookies Invitational at Man Overboard. They'll face the team of Desmond Andersen and his "new investigative assistant." Who could Desmond have in mind?

On TV6, Bucky Foxworthy interrupted Virginia Dire's YouTube video and said some unsavory things. This week, the bully will be put to work against a man as creepy as he is heavy, Jeffrey Sato-chan. Will Virginia Dire seek redemption after her humiliation? Will Bucky put anime in the trash where it belongs? Will Jeffrey Sato-chan die? One can only hope.

Hayley Sykes' streak of disappointment continued last time, when she came up short after a second Wild Ride from Wildcard. On this show, Hayley will attempt to tackle Minnie Holiday, another woman who came up short in the Women's Championship tournament. Will Hayley be able to sing a new song, or will Minnie make it out with all of the money?

Blake Porter left the arena last show with a victory over the one-and-only Dicky P, not allowing Richardson to land a single offensive manuever. After the match, Dan Brown attacked Peterson, Jr., tossing him face-first onto the steel steps. Dan Brown threatened Blake Porter that the same may happen to him in the future. This time, Dan Brown will step into the ring against Dicky P and try to prove that he can in fact do anything better than Blake. Will Dan prove to be right, or will the results be as disgusting as Blake Porter's Twitter account?

All of this and more, on the next episode of Uncharted Oceans TV!


UOW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP


DJ WAVEBIRD © vs. PRIMROSE SAINT


THE MEN'S SHOW WITH XANDER ZAYNE!


STARRING DAVE DUKAKIS, AMSEL VON KAISER, AND MAGNUS MATLOCK!



TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWCASE


SHARK and ASHLEY REMANGO vs. DESMOND ANDERSEN and HIS INVESTIGATIVE ASSISTANT


ANIME BELONGS IN THE TRASH!


BUCKY FOXWORTHY vs. JEFFREY SATO-CHAN


LIVE IN CON-CERT!


HAYLEY SYKES vs. MINNIE HOLIDAY (w/ MARQUIS FRANCOISE DE LA DUPONT)


WHAT MOMMY AND DADDY CALL WRESTLING.


RICHARDSON PETERSON, JR. vs. DAN BROWN


GX: TEAM MAGMA BATTLE ROYALE
THE WINNER CONTENDS FOR THE UOW GX CHAMPIONSHIP!



ANDRES ANTHONY vs. BOUNTY vs. CODY MCNEAL vs. GUS vs. KENNY ROSE vs. KOLOSSUS


SOPHIA ARCHFIELD confronts HANK ARLINGTON.

CAPTAIN JILL SWALLOWS' second Pirate Trial!

DONALD THOMPSON dares the UOW locker room to question God.

What is next for COOL VON BOUNCER?

And more!

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