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Total Distortion Wrestling: Episode 7

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Episode 7

Episode 6 has passed, and amist all the dancing, depression, and dynamic action, we only have one more stop on the train ride to Eternity, and that is Episode 7. With many questions still unanswered about TDW's next PPV show, hopefully Episode 7 will provide us the answers.

Last episode, Viktor Vlasnic hosted his own open challenge, without E T V in his corner, as a bit of a parody of Canadian Dragon's own open challenge. With every open challenge, there is a challenger, and what Viktor Vlasnic got was a challenge in Richie Stevens! Or so it may seem. Richie looked a little off, he looked like he reverted into Firsty McLastname territory but later for his tag team match he seemed fine. Along with that, he looked like the same build at Viktor's manager. Nonetheless, coming of the success of the last one, he will host another one next week. Who will answer and will Viktor be ready?

Number 1 Contender Erika Reinhardt is making a strong return ride. After leaving TDW for personal reasons, she has been demolishing everyone in her way, including the likes of Oseiko and Kodokuna Yama, and is set to face TDW Six String Champion La Red for the title. Tonight, she has one more opponent before the event, the ever so lewd Noxi. Will Erika continue to build her momentum or will Noxi derail her off course?

The Brizens and The Callahans have proven in constant weeks they do not like each other. In fact, they probably hate each other by now. Attacks on each other have been a constant presence and has been growing and growing. They will not face each other tonight however, as they have the chance to blow off some steam against some tough opponents.

The Callahans will have to take on Ricky D'Amore and Kittie Katz, a team who have a chip on their shoulder unlike the Callahans after their lost to the Hatventurers, Richie Stevens and Harold Remington-Harrington, and look to get some retribution against Devon and Goruden. Will D'Amore and Kittie get that retribution, or will the Callahans send a message to them and the Brizens?

On the flip side, The Brizens also have some competition as well. Competition that likes to stay up all, night, long, and dance the night away. Avid Lionel Richie fan Fatty McYardtard and the King of Swing, Rey Columpio, team up for the first time after dazzling the TDW fans after a spectacular show of dance, that could even be called one of the greatest moments in TDW History. Will Fatty and Rey continue to dance off into the hearts of TDW Fans? Or will The Brizens crush the hearts of the fans and show the Callahans they mean business.

Speaking of tag team action, at Eternity, the TDW Blast Beats title will have its inaugural match, as the Posse Protection Agency, consisting the unlikely pair of J.C. Stone and Eli McSweeney, will take on the adventuring hatwearing duo, simply known as the Hatventurers, consisting of Harold Remington-Harrington and Richie Stevens. But before they can do that, they will be split into two singles matches.

In the first match, popular AES wrestler and multi-champion Richie Stevens takes on the leader of his own posse, the up and coming Eli McSweeney. Eli, possibly more of a annoyance to J.C., has the chance to show him that he will be the championship partner for him, if he can defeat Richie. Will Eli beat the odds and defeat the former world champion? Or will Richie be simply too much to handle?

In the second match, Harold and J.C.'s rivalry continues to rear its ugly head as they face off in another match. These two have been battling it out since Episode 2 and look to one up each other yet again in an exciting one on one contest. Will Harold or J.C. get the upper hand on this rivalry, and which one will help their team gain momentum for the eventual showdown at Eternity. This match will surely answer this question.

In the Main Event, the Pick Your Poison match returns! After GUITAR WARRIOR Marty Jannetty successfully defended himself from Cole's chosen opponent, Oseiko, Marty's old tag partner from IBW, he now gets a chance to respond back at Cole with anyone on the roster. Could be anyone from The Glitch, to Richie Stevens, to Jay Jamparos! Probably not Jay Jamparos. Nonetheless, Cole will have to respond big to seal his momentum like Marty sealed his for their Guitar Warrior Championship Rematch. The odds are against Cole here as he will have no idea who Marty will throw at him. Will Cole overcome this unknown opponent, or will Marty have a trick up his sleeve thats too much to handle? Find out this during TDW Episode 7!


Main Event - Pick Your Poison Match (Opponent will be selected by GUITAR WARRIOR "Bitter" Marty Jannetty)
Cole Scorpio vs ???


There's No Place for Hats in Eli's Posse
Richie Stevens vs Eli McSweeney


If You Haven't Noticed By Now, These Two Don't Like Each Other
J.C. Stone vs Harold Remington-Harrington


The Brizens May Know to Fear Jiggle Physics After This One
Darby Brizen & Derrick Brizen vs Fatty McYardtard & Rey Columpio


There's a Score to Settle but That Can Wait Until the Fighting is Over
Devon Callahan & Goruden Callahan vs Kittie Katz & Ricky D'Amore


A Boot Up the Arse Can Be Pretty Lewd
Erika Reinhardt vs Noxi


The Viktor Vlasnic Open Challenge Continues
Viktor Vlasnic vs ???

Tags: cole scorpio, clark walker, richie stevens, eli mcsweeney, j.c. stone, harold remington-harrington, darby brizen, derrick brizen, fatty mcyardtard, rey columpio, devon callahan, goruden callahan, kittie katz, ricky d'amore, erika reinhardt, noxi, viktor vlasnic, canadian dragon, la red dinamica, marty jannetty,